Find the real presents
Find the real presents
So small and pleasantly tight
You clearly pack what i need
Let's have him
You have a meeting with my ass
Get in for a closer look
Playing games with hidden meaning
Take your pick, you lucky bastard
Between hard and harder
Are you clapping or just bragging?
See something you wanna pound?
Why don't you capture me fully?
I hope he'll put it up my ass!